Love me or love me not, I’m staring at the clock, I pick them flower petals off and then I watch them drop. Boy I need you here with me, we can’t go on this way, I’m falling hard for you. 

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

"Anyone can look young if they eat right and exercise."

wolfspirals:

Here, have some throwback baseball!Hoechlin that popped up in Google Image Search

pey-rps asked: "Wow, that is a really pretty dress you’re wearing." "Oh my god, you’re alive." "What the hell is the matter with you? I almost just killed you and you want to know if I’m okay?" uh you know

"Stop lying. We all know damn well there is nothing flattering about the maternity section."

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"Well yeah, I had a kid..not cancer."

"Maybe because you’ve threatened to kill me enough, that now it’s lost it’s shock value….even the real thing."

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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softlycanthropy:

oh how the turntables [ x ]

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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brianjust:

brian kinney gives a shit

lastcenturoryan:

my sexuality is scott mccall pulling free from the wire around his neck

mrpeteparker:

Make Me Choose » ltfordbrodyBen Leonard or Bucky Barnes

HW